Inside H Street Country Club

Décor - the putt-putt course

The true centerpiece of the bar’s design, the putt-putt course features witty deviations of D.C. landmarks at every hole. Putters have to navigate the monuments (from the Lincoln Memorial to the “Awakening of Marion Barry”), pass the ball through U Street and find a way to avoid the “Lego Lawyers of K Street” and zombified versions of Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln (a.k.a. the "Undead Presidents"). Clever, eh?

OK, so a few of the holes designs are a tad kitschy - and most aren’t even conducive to putting (a couple holes actually have hard plastic surfaces), but that doesn’t make the bar any less enjoyable. After all, if you’re that serious about putt-putt, then you probably shouldn’t be going out in public anyway.