Go Run And Pee And Never Miss The Movie

So you're at the movie theater and all of a sudden that jumbo sized Cherry Coke starts catching up to you...  Now the dilemma starts setting in...  Should you a) go now and possibly miss the most amazing part of your $12 movie ticket purchase or do you b) cork it and possibly cause long term intestinal problems?  Both of these are horrible choices, but luckily RunPee.com has your best interests in mind.

The website's name kind of speaks for itself.  The website has all the current box office releases (probably not some random foreign film so don't complain because I'm telling you now).  For each movie it lists the how long into the movie you must last before taking a proper break, how long you will have for said break, and what will be happening on screen when your chance to pee arrives.  For instance let's take Night At The Museum 2...  It says that 45 minutes when Larry and Napolean start discussing relationships that you will have about 3 minutes to walk out do your thang and walk back in without missing anything "cool" or "important."

Now I know someone out there is saying "But every part of the movie is crucial" or won't that be annoying having all these people walking in saying "what'd I miss?"  Well if you look a little further down on every movies review you'll see a scramble button which when hit unscrambles the box under it and that actually gives you a detailed scene recount for what you'd miss while peeing.  Still not convinced??  Well how about the fact that you can download an app for your iPhone which will actually vibrate to tell you when it's the best time to go relieve yourself.  And to think someone is going to make millions off of this...