Film fashion watch: Best and worst pelts

“Planet of the Apes” (1968)

Furry faux pas: In a future world where apes rule there are only two stylistic options: tunics or hides. Apparently, the über-conservative apes are more modest about their hairy parts than Charlton Heston. His hide banana hammock (unfortunately) shows off even more leg than the one-piece pelt of his sexy partner, Linda Harrison.