The X Factor
Network: Fox
Starring: Simon Cowell
Premiere date: Fall 2011
Just when you thought it was safe to audition for a televised talent show, your favorite Brit (sporting your least favorite V-neck sweaters) is back. Yes, while Steven Tyler and J. Lo do their darndest to keep the "American Idol" behemoth afloat, Simon Cowell brings his UK megahit to the States. The big difference between "Idol" and "The X Factor" is that the judges take contestants under their wing and mentor them throughout the season. Compare that to Randy Jackson's most valuable and articulate criticism to date—"Yo, that was a bit pitchy, dog"—and you'll see why we're excited.


