Duh...they're gay

George Michael

The former lead singer of ‘80s icons Wham! kept mum about his sexual orientation until 1998, when he was infamously arrested in Beverly Hills for “engaging in a lewd act” in a men’s public bathroom. He is now openly in a relationship with Kenny Goss, an art gallery owner from Dallas and, apparently, an incredibly patient man—since Michael is still in the habit of getting arrested in parks and men’s bathrooms with loads of drugs in his possession.